BREAKING: True, Congress Got a $40 Million Raise

During negotiations between Democrats and Republicans to determine the specifics of the stimulus relief bill, Speaker Nancy Pelosi inserted legislation giving herself and the entire body of Congress a raise in pay totalling 40 million dollars of precious, precious taxpayer money. We at Freedom Fictions have done due diligence in researching this claim and found that it is:First reported simultaneously by various conservative fake news outlets including Fox, OAN, the Savage Nation, Breitbart, the Blaze, Lifesitenews, RushLibaughsBlumpkin dot com, DipshitTeabagger Daily, and Sarah Palin’s Tramp Stamp The Facebook Page, all have confirmed the story. Joe Barron, who works in our boiler maintenance room explains: “It’s true in the sense that these conservative outlets masquerading as ‘news’ can always manage, and have again in this case, to convince the Trump crowd that everybody is taking their money to scare them. They really went for this one. It dates back to Reagan convincing them ...